MEMO
From: Miss Blu in HR
To: All Employees
Re: Perfume Assaults Policy
It has been brought to the attention of HR that some employees feel (okay, ONE employee feels) assaulted by the ridiculous amounts of perfume some of you are wearing, so HR created the following policy, which is effective immediately.
Perfume Assaults Policy
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From: Miss Blu* in HR
To: All Employees
Re: Birthday Decorations Policy
HR has recently learned that some employees are discussing and even <gasp> displaying other employees’ ages on birthday decorations in the workplace. In this day and age of getting sued for everything, the Company simply cannot tolerate the added risk of an
MEMO
To: All Employees
From: Miss Blu* in HR
Re: Workplace Policy #101: Drinking at Company Party
As you are aware, the company party is coming up this weekend. HR is concerned that some employees will get snockered at this event. Since some of those in HR plan on getting wasted as well, HR has